It looks like you're trying to make some fancy text. Would you like my help?
"The blank screen was already intimidating enough. Then, out of nowhere, an incorporeal know-it-all popped up to make us feel even worse about the novel notion of word processing in the mid-’90s. 'It looks like you’re writing a letter,' a googly-eyed, caterpillar-browed paperclip in Microsoft Word observed when we may or may not have been trying to write a letter. The metallic office supply bounced around the margins of documents and never stopped looking over our shoulders, even as it blinked back at us impatiently. 'Would you like help?'"
Note from the editor: This masterpiece is from a Seattle Met aritcle, and is better than what I would have written.
WordArt! Spicing up your powerful points
In the field of psychology, Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs lists out certain physiological and psychological needs that progress from basic to complex. We've all seen the pyramid graphic, so we know that somewhere between pyshical safety and self-esteem lies the need for fancy-ass letters.
Frontend Challenge 3 came to us directly from Clippy. He has asked us to create some brand new designs that will be added to next year's release of Windows 97. Check out this MS Word imitation site to get your creativity flowing.
